don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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