i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How does one acquire holy water?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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