Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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