dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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