and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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