Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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