I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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