let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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