Pappa wants mamma naked
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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