Fuck appropriateness.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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