Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
