we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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