My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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