Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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