I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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