I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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