my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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