...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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