Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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