Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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