so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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