Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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