he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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