How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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