I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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