i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
