It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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