RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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