in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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