S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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