I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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