@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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