The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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