That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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