There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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