what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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