And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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