He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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