Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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