He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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