But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dick very happy bro
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