he thought i was a dude.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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