I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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