I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
