Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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