That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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