oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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