omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
