um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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