i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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