I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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