Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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