Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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