So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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