Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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