I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize
